"Don't Be A Salty Bitch" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
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Solid life advice. The "Don't Be A Salty Bitch" quote patch is 3.5" x 2" of direct, no-nonsense motivation — the kind that cuts through the noise and gets straight to the point. Hook velcro backing, goes on bags, hats, plate carriers, and anywhere else the message needs to be heard.
Size: 3.5" x 2"
Backing: Hook velcro
Best for: Bags, hats, plate carriers, gym bags
Image Upload Guidelines
Quick heads up for image uploads: some designs work better than others when it comes to cutting. Solid, filled-in artwork is perfect for laser cutting.
If your file has a transparent background or lighter details that could cause issues, we’ll step in and add a clean, neutral background so your patch still comes out sharp and production-ready.
- Order today for delivery between Jun 29 and Jul 01.
- FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS $50+
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
- Free shipping: Orders over $50 ship free.
- One shipment: If you order Quick Deploy + Custom together, we ship everything in one package when your custom order is ready.
- Quick Deploy processing: Typically ships in 2 to 3 business days when ordered alone.
- Custom Patch processing: Ships in up to 2 weeks (made-to-order).
- Delivery time: After it leaves us, delivery is typically 4 to 5 days (carrier dependent).
- Tracking: You will get a tracking email as soon as it ships.
- Custom orders: Final sale (no returns or exchanges once placed).
- Defects or damage: Covered. Email within 7 days of delivery with photos and a short description to info@thetacpatch.com.
- Resolution: After verification, we will replace it or refund it.
- Changes or cancellations: You have 24 hours after ordering to request edits or cancel.
- Non-returnable: Gift cards are not refundable.
- Shipping issues: Carrier delays are outside our control, but if something is lost in transit, contact info@thetacpatch.com and we’ll help how we can.
