Welcome to Quick Deploy

Why wait for custom when you can slap on a badass patch right now? This section offers pre-made, tough as nails, patches that are ready to cling to your gear like your ex. 

What makes them awesome:

- Fast as Hell: No waiting, just grab and go! These bad boys will generally ship within 1-2 business days!

- Stick it & Forget It: Velcro Hook backing grips to your gear instantly and stays with you like a bad case of herpes, minus the herpes part. 

QUICK DEPLOYS

"But Did You Die?" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Don't Be A C Word" - Embroidered Quote Patch 3" x 2"
$10.00
"Don't Be A Salty Bitch" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Don't Follow Me I'm Too Lost" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Everything is Awful" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Fast As Fuck" - Embroidered Quote Patch 2" x 2"
$10.00
"Giving Up Can Always Be Your Plan B" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Hang in there. It Gets Worse." - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Help Me I'm Poor" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"I Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"I Licked It. It's Mine" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"I'm Too Old For This Shit" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"If You Shoot Me You're Gay" - Embroidered Quote Patch 4" x 2"
$10.00
"In God We Trust" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"It'll Stop Bleeding Eventually" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Let's Go Brandon" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Medic" - 3.5" x 2"
$10.00
"Medic" - 4" x 1.5"
$10.00
"Not Diagnosed But Pretty Sure" - Embroidered Quote Patch 4" x 2"
$10.00
"Not Gay But $20 is $20" - Embroidered Quote Patch 3" x 2"
$10.00
"Ouchy Pouchy" - 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
"Police K-9" - 8" x 2"
$15.00
"Sheriff" - 6" x 2"
$13.00
"Stop Screaming, I'm Scared Too" - Quote Patch 4" x 2"
$13.00
"That's a Terrible Idea When Do We Start" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"
$12.00
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