"Help Me I'm Poor" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"

"Help Me I'm Poor" - Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"

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Built for hard use (MIL-SPEC materials) High visibility options (Reflective + IR where applicable) Hook backing for fast attach Clean stitching, crisp detail

Quote Patch 3.5" x 2"

Velcro Backed

  • Order today for delivery between Feb 25 and Feb 27.
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  • Free shipping: Orders over $50 ship free.
  • One shipment: If you order Quick Deploy + Custom together, we ship everything in one package when your custom order is ready.
  • Quick Deploy processing: Typically ships in 2 to 3 business days when ordered alone.
  • Custom Patch processing: Ships in up to 2 weeks (made-to-order).
  • Delivery time: After it leaves us, delivery is typically 4 to 5 days (carrier dependent).
  • Tracking: You will get a tracking email as soon as it ships.
  • Custom orders: Final sale (no returns or exchanges once placed).
  • Defects or damage: Covered. Email within 7 days of delivery with photos and a short description to info@thetacpatch.com.
  • Resolution: After verification, we will replace it or refund it.
  • Changes or cancellations: You have 24 hours after ordering to request edits or cancel.
  • Non-returnable: Gift cards are not refundable.
  • Shipping issues: Carrier delays are outside our control, but if something is lost in transit, contact info@thetacpatch.com and we’ll help how we can.

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Mil-Spec Fabric:

Our patches are made from military-spec fabric, trusted by professionals in the most demanding environments. Known for its unmatched durability and abrasion resistance, this fabric is built to withstand the rigors of tactical missions. Engineered to meet military specifications, this material ensures long-lasting performance, resisting tears, scuffs, and fraying even in the harshest conditions. Its strength doesn't compromise comfort- this material remains lightweight, flexible, and adaptable to your gear, giving you reliability when you need it most.

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Reflective Base Option:

Our signature patches feature reflective material that will last years, designed for superior visibility in low-light and high-risk environments. This advanced technology uses prismatic lenses to reflect light with exceptional intensity, ensuring you're seen from greater distances and at wider angles. Built for first responders and tactical professionals, this material meets the highest safety standards, offering durability and weather resistance without sacrificing reflectivity. Whether you're in the line of duty or on a night mission, our patches provide maximum visibility when it matters most.

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INFRARED BASE OPTIONS

Our signature patches use infrared-compatible material, perfect for staying hidden when it matters most and visible when you need to be. Designed for low-light and no-light environments, it works seamlessly with NVG devices, making it ideal for tactical operations.

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RELFECTIVE INFRARED:

Want both Infrared and Reflective? We’ve got you covered. We offer high visibility IR material for when the situation calls for it. Whether you’re on a covert mission or navigating a high-risk scene, our patches are ready for the job.

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