TACTICAL TURKEY ** ONLY 15 AVAILABLE ** - Patch Drop

🦃 GOBBLE GOBBLE, MOTHERCLUCKER. 🦃

This turkey won’t end up on your table. Tactical Turkey doesn’t get roasted—it does the roasting.🍗

🔥 LIMITED EDITION:

Only 15 available because not everyone deserves this level of awesome.

Guaranteed to make you the coolest person at the dinner table.

Get yours before they’re gone—because this bird doesn’t wait around for second helpings. GOBBLE GOBBLE AND GET SOME.

Warning: Wearing this patch may cause:

• People to respect you (finally).

• Random strangers yelling “GOBBLE GOBBLE” in your direction.

• The tactical team considering adding a turkey to their roster.