TACTICAL TURKEY ** ONLY 15 AVAILABLE ** - Patch Drop
Built for hard use (MIL-SPEC materials)
High visibility options (Reflective + IR where applicable)
Hook backing for fast attach
Clean stitching, crisp detail
š¦ GOBBLE GOBBLE, MOTHERCLUCKER. š¦
This turkey wonāt end up on your table. Tactical Turkey doesnāt get roastedāit does the roasting.š
š„ LIMITED EDITION:
Only 15 available because not everyone deserves this level of awesome.
Guaranteed to make you the coolest person at the dinner table.
Get yours before theyāre goneābecause this bird doesnāt wait around for second helpings. GOBBLE GOBBLE AND GET SOME.
Warning: Wearing this patch may cause:
ā¢ People to respect you (finally).
ā¢ Random strangers yelling āGOBBLE GOBBLEā in your direction.
ā¢ The tactical team considering adding a turkey to their roster.
- Order today for delivery between Mar 22 and Mar 24.
- FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS $50+
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
- Free shipping: Orders over $50 ship free.
- One shipment: If you order Quick Deploy + Custom together, we ship everything in one package when your custom order is ready.
- Quick Deploy processing: Typically ships in 2 to 3 business days when ordered alone.
- Custom Patch processing: Ships in up to 2 weeks (made-to-order).
- Delivery time: After it leaves us, delivery is typically 4 to 5 days (carrier dependent).
- Tracking: You will get a tracking email as soon as it ships.
- Custom orders: Final sale (no returns or exchanges once placed).
- Defects or damage: Covered. Email within 7 days of delivery with photos and a short description to info@thetacpatch.com.
- Resolution: After verification, we will replace it or refund it.
- Changes or cancellations: You have 24 hours after ordering to request edits or cancel.
- Non-returnable: Gift cards are not refundable.
- Shipping issues: Carrier delays are outside our control, but if something is lost in transit, contact info@thetacpatch.com and weāll help how we can.
